I'd like to thank Shrek. Ever since I accepted Shrek into my life, it's never been the same, it's been shrektacular. It really has not. I eat breathe and bathe shrek. I have my pantry filled with shrek twinkies (basically twinkies with green filling) and my children live off of them. MY whole house is green and my face has been tattoo'd green and I even have had shrek ears stitched to my head. Somebody once told me that the world was gonna rule me, and I told them they were wrong. I told them I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but god damnit I love shrek. The years started to come and they didn't stop coming and I still loved shrek. I was not fed to the rules, but I hit the ground running and named my dog Shrek and I bought a shack out in the swamps to live like shrek. All of my friends worried about me and told me it didn't make sense not to live for fun, but truthfully, i've never had as much fun in my life. so I smashed their mouths and told them that their brains got smart but their heads got dumb. Soon, my swamp empire was glorious. So much to do and so much to see! I invited everyone but mentioned that you cannot get to my house through the main roads, but what's wrong with taking the back streets? Then I heard, in my sleep, a faint ogre voice whispering "You'll never know if you don't go". I was an ogre achiever, and I knew that my time here might be ogre, and i'll never shine if you don't glow unless I build a shrek monument.So I did.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
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