Vacu Vin Egg Pillows

Breakfast is the hardest meal of the day.

The sun rising, baking the earth with its incessant, life-giving rays, serving only to remind me of the emptiness within. Before discovering Vacu Vin Egg Pillows, I was doubly plagued by this monstrosity of a meal. Previously, my eggs, sitting uncomfortably (I now know) on my kitchen table, were frequently overwhelmed by the ennui of this petit déjeuner and would, to end their discomfort and find the only solace they could in this cold, dark world, roll off the table--plunging to a yolky demise.

That, though, was before I discovered Vacu Vin Egg Pillows! Not only are they a bright, cheerful addition to my table, they are a ray of light into my formerly dark soul. Just seeing their vibrant colors each morning in my kitchen has added vim and vigor to my daily routine, which before seemed an endless cycle of birth, malaise, and death. Furthermore, my once-suicidal eggs now remain comfortably seated on their Vacu Vin Egg Pillows, seemingly delighted to be consumed in order to satiate my hunger.

Don't start the day with Sartre--get going in an egg-celent direction with Vacu Vin Egg Pillows!

I was about to stop eating breakfast. It became more hassle than it was worth. You see, I love eggs. LOVE them. But it got to the point where I was spending more time cleaning up the eggs that rolled off my counters and table than I did cooking and eating them! They say if you want to make an omelet, you have to break some eggs, but there's no rule that you have to put up with all them breaking when they roll off the counter!

Now, no more will my family have to eat scrambled eggs or omelets with dirt, pet hair and God knows what else in them due to my scraping eggs off the kitchen linoleum! With Vacu Vin Egg Pillows, my eggs stay safe, unbroken and maybe even more importantly, comfortable, until I am ready to use them!

And I would be remiss if I did not add that the bright colors sure do liven up my mornings! Thanks Vacu Vin!

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